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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from ಌDumpster Babyಌ with 120,064 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

theforumcat:

proudtortoise:

theforumcat:

proudtortoise:

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

are you talking about haversack pumpkinpatch

Yes, of course we are talking about Bonaparte Curdlesnoot.

Jabberwock Kootchykootch you say?

Aye, Bandersnatch Kittycat.

all of you stop

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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Daddy's Babydoll ✿ with 474,191 notes

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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2nd September 2014

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hiccupsboyfriends:

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jim-is-fabby:

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tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Jack's wasted life with 98,102 notes

uptheeucalyptustree:

ericscissorhands:

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

This gave me chills

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Miss Ellexia Von Grimm with 9,880 notes

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2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from Just a Little Dabble in Temporary Bigamy with 118,708 notes

ifearnofish:


jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

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2nd September 2014

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Cosplay girl  http://hotcosplaygirl.tumblr.com/

hotcosplaygirl:

Cosplay girl http://hotcosplaygirl.tumblr.com/

2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from Kick start my rock 'n' rollen heart. with 11,172 notes

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2nd September 2014

Chat reblogged from dayum gurrl with 100,407 notes

thoughts of a goldfish

  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.
  • goldfish: nice rock

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2nd September 2014

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gameofthronesdaily:

"The women are the strong ones, truly." 

Game of Thrones Season 4 Portraits set. (full size individuals)  [x]

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